Here is a musical book review of Against Calvinism by Jeff Peterson, Eddie Eddings, and Jon Cardwell.
It's the recent book that's been published
Liked by Jakob Harmenszoon,
With ironic wit and dry humor that's
Sure to bring a smile or two.
Eddings, Peterson, and Jon Cardwell
Worked so hard to bring it to you
This thin tome that has it all, and I think you should, too
Buy da book, this is da one
Sure to rout those Calvinists, set them on da run
Silence all their faulty views
Once for all, that TULIP to subdue
Just go ahead, buy da book!
Read da book, it will report
Theologians of Remonstrans and Synod of Dordt
You'll be thrilled by every page
It's a parody fit for our age
Just go ahead, buy da book!
Buy da book! Logical arguments
To thwart Doctrines of Grace for all time, ever to circumvent
But you won't know what's inside
Til you find a merchant that's online, listen far and wide!
Buy da book!
To the tune of Night and Day by Cole Porter. The video below is the original song as sung by the incredible Ella Fitzgerald.
5 comments:
It's awesome, sister. And it's awesome that it to this book to get you writing those songs again.
Love you, sister. You're my musical inspiration!
ever in Christ,
jon jay cob jingleheimer cardwell
...and I absolutely LOVE Ella Fitzgerald! You can't go wrong with a Cole Porter song!
Oh Persis, All I can say is...you're a multi talented woman!
LOL!! This is great!
My keen sense of perception detected a subliminal message in the song: "Buy da book!"
Hey brothers and sister:
Thanks for your comments and support and for not thinking that I need to seek therapy for my little hobby.
@Jon: I have a few more songs in the back of my head. I just need the time to fish them out.
@Eddie: Thanks for the post at CC about this song. Ella is great! They don't write songs like they used to.
@Diane: I'm glad you liked the song.
@Craig: I guess I need to work more on my backmasking.
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