Showing posts with label Calvinistic Cartoons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Calvinistic Cartoons. Show all posts

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Calvinists in the moonlight

This ditty was inspired by this post at Calvinistic Cartoons.  The tune is Moonlight in Vermont written by John Blackburn and Karl Susseldorf.  The original is sung by the incomparable Ella Fitzgerald.


Edwards on the shelf
Spurgeon magnet on your fridge
Cage-stage Calvinist

Monergism Tee
Tulip tattooed on your arm
Cage-stage Calvinist

Throw out old books that don't teach election
To make room for dead puritans
Get into fights over predestination
And pull out your new favorite book that's...

Calvin's Institutes
Bench press with your ESV
Cage-stage Calvinist


Thursday, June 17, 2010

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Climb up ego mountain

Inspired by this and this.

Climb, climb up ego mountain
You deserve the best;
Climb, climb up ego mountain
Trample what is less.
Turn, turn from God and Gospel,
Look to self alone,
Climb, climb up ego mountain
You're divine.

(To the tune "Climb, climb up sunshine mountain")

Monday, May 4, 2009

Why this blog?

I have a strange hobby, if you want to call it that.

I like to take normal songs such as musical show tunes and rewrite the lyrics to something completely different. I think I like the mental challenge of rhyming and playing with the words. The other reason is that it's just fun.

For example, five years ago, I took a number of songs from The Sound of Music and My Fair Lady and rewrote the lyrics to tell the story of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, specifically with the 1995 BBC version in mind. The songs morphed from How do you solve a problem like Maria to How do you solve a problem like Fitzwilliam. Thankfully, there were a number of folks who liked P&P as much as I did so they didn't think I was completely nuts.

Fast forward five years.

Thanks to the Lyrical Miracle contests at Calvinistic Cartoons, I have begun to do the same thing again only with theology in mind.

I don't know how often creativity will strike, but I will be posting my theological songs set to absconded tunes. I already have some ideas brewing in my head so stay tuned for more from Invasion of the Tune Snatchers.